Life As It Stands

Hey, just finished my SPM last year. It feels great!

In the one and a half months since I finished my SPM, I've done quite a few things, mainly cleaning up my room and stuff. I've just completed a one week stay in Kuala Lumpur with a few friends.

So yeah. The next thing in life would probably be college? I intend to take a degree in law, but not sure if I want to do A-levels or foundation.

Either way, there's not much to it. Just chiong ahh!! ...till the end. Lol.

A Random Q&A Thingy Chian Did

If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?

My bloated nose. My inflated sense of confidence. The I-Can-Do-Better-Im-Just-Too-Friggin'-Lazy Attitude which has dominated my life. What’s the best dream you’ve ever had? I dont want to tell you, useless blog which I have ignored for the past year.

What last made you laugh? Talking about The Losers. Cool movie. =) What sound do you love? The sound of music ♥

Do you believe in true love? Err.. Yes and no.. Do you have any nicknames? What are they? Lipstick Boy has been with me since primary school.

♥ to Rachel, Chiang, Pris who gave me that.

Ah Yong, Panda, dumbass so many laa..

Do you have tattoos? Why or why not? No, no why, but maybe will get one one day. What are the five most important things in your life? Family, laptop, internet connection, friends, my life in general What phobias do you have? Zerofishophobia. If ur not a Highian nor Chinese-taking student, u wouldnt understand. Do you play any instruments? Jumped from trumpet to euphonium and nothing now. I quit band. But that's another story. What 3 physical features do you get compliments on most?My brain (does that count as physical?), my tongue, my lovely round tummy ♥

What animal would you love to have as a pet? Something that can generate food by itself, pick up after itself, and clean its own home. Basically something that doesnt need taking care of. Maybe a cactus? That would make an ideal pet. Pick up the book nearest to you. Open to page 37, paragraph 2. What is the first sentence (and what book is it)? The Appeal, John Grisham: Brianna delivered a girl and selected the hideous name of Sadler MacGregor Trudeau, MacGregor being Brianna's maiden name and Sadler being pulled from the air. She at first claimed Sadler had been a roguish Scottish relative of some variety, but abandoned that fiction when Carl stumbled across a boo of baby names. He really didnt care. The child was his by DNA only. He had already tried the father bit with prior families and had failed miserably. What are your major goals in life? To succeed in life, love my family as much as possible, and to acquaint myself with at least 10000 people of different personalities.

What is your favorite food? Too much to list down. How do you cope with breaking up? I dont. I have been through the 5 stages of grief and mourning. I have denied it, ranted at the unfairness, made pacts with myself, crawled into a dark hole hoping to die and finally accepted my fate and moved on. What inspires you? Books, excerpts, quotes, music, people around me. How long was your longest relationship? Half a year? No idea. I dont keep track. Failures arent worth recording. What is your biggest pet peeve? I dont really understand. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? CHOCOLATE !♥

What is your favorite season and why? Winter. Because I've never experienced it before. What movie do you never get tired of watching? Cartoons and comedy. Usually the former is included in the latter.

Is there anything you’re superstitious about? I dont walk around the house solo if I hear some weird noises. How many people have you kissed? No one. Lucky me. If a genie granted you three wishes, what would they be? Freedom without responsibilities, more sleeping time , and unlimited wishes. What is your motto in life? I cant settle on one. I have half a dozen. What song always makes you happy? Any song which fits the mood. On a rainy day, what is your favorite thing to do? S.L.E.E.P and watch tv. Do you prefer hugs or kisses? Hugs. Definitely more intimate than getting slobbered over. If you could live forever, would you? Why or why not? No. I’d be bored as hell. Unless I have immortal people to live with laa. What talent do you wish you’d been born with? The ability to do dozens of things at once without draining my batteries a dozen times faster, more logic, and the incredibly wonderful power of persuasion. What’s the longest you’ve gone without sleep?

Training camp. 'Nuff said.

Would you rather have trust or love? Why? Can I have a little of both? Has any book or movie made an impact on you? Yes, but I forget. What do you think is the biggest mistake that men/women make in their relationships? Dishonesty. And lack of communication. If someone told you that you only had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those 9 minutes? I’d update my status on Facebook telling people that generosity pays someday. ^^ What’s the dumbest purchase you’ve ever made? All the earphones I never needed. Write a story in six words. My girlfriend ran out on me.

If a book were written about your life, what would the title be? 101 Things You Should Never Teach Your Kids, or maybe How To Get Thru Life Doing Half The Work Everyone Else Does Do you have any scars? Where did they come from? A couple. From here and there. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their smiles. Or lack thereof. How do you feel when people lead you on, and they don’t even like you? Its a thrill, and it's fun for awhile, then it gets boring. Would you ever forgive your boyfriend/ girlfriend for cheating on you? Been there, done that. Ever purposely broken your iPod/phone just for a new one? Err.. Not on purpose laa Do you feel like you have life figured out? Half. Then I find out there's alot more. Has anyone told you they would never leave and left? Yeah. Looking forward to anything? Not ftm. Maybe my driving licence and college. Would you say you’re an understanding person? Nope. Are you a loud person? If Im in the mood. xD Do you have trust issues? Depends on how familiar. Mostly nope. Do you think you could live without a cell phone? Yeapp. Are you a mean person? Not to people I care for. Not intentionally anyway. When was the last time you were told you were cute? A few hours ago. How long do you take in the shower? Usually 5 min, sometimes half an hour. Do you honestly think the world is going to end it 2012? Not really. My only regret is if it is, I'd have wasted my whole life in school. D0 y00h h@t3 wh3n p30p|3 t@|k |1k3 d1z? Serious dislike. Hate is such a strong word. Is facebook killing myspace? Yes. Why did you get myspace? I don’t have one.

What is your favorite Disney movie? Cant remember. I'm convinced it's something nice. How did your day start off? Sleepy. What is your current mood? Quite good. Do you think anyone has feelings for you? Yeap. Have you ever cried so much you threw up? Nahh. Would you rather be mad or sad? Sad. Ever dropped a cell phone? Only once a day. Mayyybe more on certain days. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend? Online How do you feel about your siblings? They are irrational at times Would you rather fly, drive or travel by train? Walk or bike. No motion sickness involved. Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning? Night. Morning so cold laa. Are there any people who don’t like you? Yeah?Kesian. Would you go out in public looking like you do now? No. I'm shirtless. What was the first thing you said this morning? To phone: Oh shit.

Do you miss someone? A lot of ppl Did your night suck last night? It wasn’t great, but it didn’t suck. What are you stressed out about? My studies. Would you ever get your hips pierced? Haha. no. Are your parents strict? Not really. Are you listening to music? Yeap. Dont Stop Believing - Glee Cast

Is this the end? We have come to a fork in our road together.. U've put a step down one path.. While I have every intent to go down the other.. Tell me.. Will u come with me? Or shall we end what we have, going in the same direction, but using different roads? Able to see each other, but no longer able to reach out to each other?

Tagged!

Doing daphne's tag.. LOl..

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1. What's the relationship of you and her/him?

: In a relationship. =D a 2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?

: Adorable

: Funny

: Happy-go-lucky.

: Hyper

: Caring friend.

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3. The most memorable things she/he have said to you:

: Haha. Then i'll miss u like crazy lo.

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4. The most memorable things she/he had done for you:

: shush..

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5. If she/he became your lover, you will

: erm..

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6. If she/he become your enemy, you will

: be sad. sob and cry. generally fuck up.

a 7. If she/he become your lover, she/he has to improve on

: reconsidering whether the right choice or not

a 8. If she/he become your enemy, the reason is

: me? probably..

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*moving on with dignity*

a 9. The most desirable thing to do on for him/her is?

:shush..

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10. The overall impression of him/her is...

: haha. indescribable would be perfect..

a 11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?

: half of them think im one helluva sonofabitch, the other half thinks im great.. which are u?

a 12. The character of you for yourself is?

: haiyo.. ask stupid question..

a 13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?

: lazy, tidak apa, very forgetful, can sometimes even forget my darling.. wow.. wish i was smarter too..

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14. The most ideal person that you wanna be is?

: some1 who;s lived his ife to the fullest

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15. For the people who care about you and like you, say something about them.

: I LOVE YOU! =)

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16. Ten people to tag: 1. Not U 2. Not U 3. Not U 4. Not U 5. Not U 6. Not U 7. Not U 8. Not U 9. Not U 10. Yes, U! The one reading this post!

a 17. Who is no.2 having a relationship with? : Haha.. i can skip the next few questions..

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18. Is no.3 a male or female?

: zzzzzz

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19. How will no.9 react if he/she found out that his/her cell phone is lost?

: ................

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20. If no.7 and no.10 were together, would it be a good thing?

: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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21. How about no.5 and no.8?

: .................

a

22. What is no.1 studying about?

:.................

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23. Is no.4 single? [Anissa]

: ..................

a

24. Say something about no.6 [Lau Xin Wen]

: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz done! love this tag, the last few questions were the most fun.. xD do it yea! and dun copy mah style, or i swear i'll hunt u down and absolutely FRYYY uu~~ Hehe.. Done by, The SACRED panda.. wow.. nice name.. xDxDxD

My Beth

While browsing thru the novel Little Women, I came upon this - A poem written from Jo March to her dying sister, Beth.. MY BETH Verse 1 Sitting patient in the shadow Till the blessed light shall come, A serene and saintly presence Sanctifies our troubled home. Earthly joys and hopes and sorrows Break like ripples on the strand Of the solemn and deep river Where her willing feet now stand. Verse 2 O my sister, passing from me, Out of human care and strife, Leave me, as a gift, those virtues Which have beautified your life. Dear, bequeath me that great patience Which has power to sustain A cheerful, uncomplaining spirit In its prison-house of pain. Verse 3 Give me, for i need it sorely, Of that courage, wise and sweet, Which has made the path of duty Green beneath your willing feet. Give me that unselfish nature, That with charity devine Can pardon wrong for love's sake-- Meek heart, forgive me mine! Verse 4 Thus our parting daily loseth Something of its bitter pain And while learning this hard lesson, My great loss becomes my gain. For the touch of grief will render My wild nature more serene. Give to life new aspirations, A new trust in the unseen. Verse 5 Henceforth, safe across the river, I shall see forever more A beloved, household spirit Waiting for me on the shore. Hope and faith, born of my sorrow, Guardian angels shall become, And the sister gone before me

By their hands shall lead me home. (The following is a continuation of the novel) So the spring days came and went, the sky grew clearer, the earth greener, the flowers were up fairly early, and the birds came back in time to say goodbye to Beth, who, like a tired but trustful child, clung to the hands that had led her all her life, as Father and Mother guided her tenderly through the Valley of the Shadow, and gave her up to God. just something to ponder..

Its me again!!

Dang im back! I know, I know, I havent updated for a while. So what? Who has such time to update their blogs anyway? Ah well.. The people who have too much time on their hands.. I really envy them. To all readers passing by: Look, I know my blog is damn boring, not just layout but content too. If anyone wants to help, feel free to find me for my email and pass.. I seriously dont have time.. Will be uploading a few pictures of my visit to damai.. Haha.. Stay tuned for more.. In the next few days.. Again, sorry for not updating! -Panda-

Im back~

Finally! Im back.. After such a long break from blogging, i've come back. Yes, i know a blog without pictures is kinda boring. Yes, i know a blog about an uninteresting 15 year old guy going about his life is very boring.. But well, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do. ********* Haiz. Reading other people's blogs are so time consuming. Managing my own? Even more so. And yet my blog is my only outlet, the only place where I can finally talk without being interrupted, to talk about me and me alone and no one else.. Its been a long time since I've had that sort of luxury. Whee~ I suddenly realize something. Im so lame. So let me tell u a story. ******** Okay. Three vampires walked into a bar. The first ordered concentrated blood, and the second ordered saturated blood. The third, however, ordered a glass of water. The first two asked him the reason behind his strange choice. He said.. "Aiyo.. Global recession lah.. I got bring my own tea bag....." =/ ***********************

Okay

Okay. I know I havent posted for awhile, Im sorry, no time to hit the blogs at all since Form3.. So.. Yeah.. This'll be a pit stop in my long and torturing ordeal called studying.. Loads of homework, tuition, and Im doing lots of serious juggling to complete all this, a few outstanding projects, and cleaning my room before my dear beloved niece comes back on Saturday. *sigh* Been suffering from severe bouts of depression which comes and goes easily and spontaneously. I seriously regret not doing more to gain your trust and I regret wasting the time I had with you. Now your gone, I seriously miss you. Like crazy. Dun wanna say much in case you see this or something.. So.. Yeah.. So..Erm.. Yeah.. Dont really know what to post.. Its not like my life is interesting anyway. And those parts that are interesting Im not very keen on sharing with the world. Since my blog is open to the people, there is always something or everything that I cannot post. A blog isnt a diary as some might think (oh here I go again) but rather a portal to the world in which we can look out of and explore rather than a diary to record what happens in our lives. Cuz a blog is meant for people to read, and to satisfy people we cannot post items that are negative in nature, especially not toward the reader. This seriously constricts our choices and topics on which to blog upon. I find that most blogs are a LIE in which the author writes not who he or she is, but what he or she wishes to show the world. The real person behind a blog might not be as perfect as his ideals, or stands upon certain topics, for it is not what a person says that shows him, but what he does NOT debate upon depict him for what he really is. -Fin- There. I've just finished one of those periods in which I actually debate with myself upon a topic which is utterly lame. I apologize to all readers for the inconvenience caused by you reading this post. But Im not feeling very well lately both mentally and physically. I just hope Im stil rational and of sound mind when I complete PMR. There. I have posted in my blog. Happy much? Thankee~ The End

No!

No!

Today started out as a GOOD day..

Now its a BAD day..

You said you would wait..

Now you say you dont know

Argh!..

Im so damn confused..

Is it worth it?

Can we go on?

Or is this it?

Just tell me what you want..

Or maybe not..

Cuz..

Im scared.. Of the answer..

Shit..

Shitshitshitshitshit..

Cant breathe..

No..

Jokes! More Jokes!

The below content is not suitable for those below 18 years of age. Please do not continue if you are younger than 18 years old. Thank you. ****************************************** Having said that, I will thus say that the below is some of the less gross ones.. Enjoy! *** Ordeal of fruit You guys have probably heard this before, but.. Two guys were marooned on an island and were captured by cannibals. The caanibals told them that unless they underwent the Ordeal of Fruit, they would be killed and eaten. They were each instructed to collect 100 of any type of fruit and bring it back. So they both set off and an hour later, the first guy camme back with 20 grapes. The cannibals then ordered him to shove all 100 grapes up his asshole. If he laughed, he would be killed immediately. Before the guy even put the first grape in, he started to smile. A few seconds later, he chucklled and finally laughed out loud. The caanibals said to him, " You do realize that you are now about to be killed, right?" The guy answered, " Yes, but I just thought of my friend who's out there collecting pineapples. *** Elevators A countryside family went to the city for the first time. They were all very awed by the tall skyscrapers and many people. Somehow, the father and son and their mother got seperated. The father and son arrived in front of a metal door that opened and shut into a small metal room. Soon affter, an old woman in a wheelchair came and pressed a button on the wall. The metal doors opened, and the old woman went in. They watched in wonder as the lights on top of the metal doors lighted up one by one, then lighted up in the reverse order. When the metal doors finally opene again, a beautiful blonde woman stepped out and walked off. Man to son: "Son, go get your mother....." *** The flute player A worker at a factory had an accident with the machines one day and as a result, his penis was mangled and nearly destroyed. After over a dozen hours of grueling surgery, the professional surgeon finally patched up the poor guys member. After the surgery, the surgeon handed the man a business card. 'That's my brother," he said. "Go see him, he'll be really useful to your recovery." After taking a look at the card, the man exclaims, "But it says here your brother is a professional flute player!" "I know," said the surgeon calmly. "He's gonna teach you where to put your fingers so you dont piss in your eyes." *** Utterly helpless A man with no arms or legs was lounging by the beach. A few hot chicks came over to his spot. One of them said," Oh, poor you. Have you ever been hugged before?" The man answers no, and the girl hugs him. Another says, " Oh poor you. Have you ever been kissed before?" The man answers no, and the girl kisses him. A third one takes one look at the poor limbless man and says," Have you ever been fucked before?" The man answers no and is very excited. "Well," says the girl. "Now you will be. The tide's coming in.."

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Size Does Matter

Three men are marooned on an island. A cannibal comes out of nowhere with a

fearsome looking spear. He says he will tell them of a place where there was a boat

if the size of all three of their penises were longer than his.

When he took out his love member, it was a whopping 20cm long.

The first guy unzips his pants and reveals a 10cm long penis.

The second unzips his pants and reveals a 9cm long one.

Knowing they had only 1cm to go to beat the cannibal, they were confident of winning.

The third guy unzips his pants and reveals a puny cock measuring 1cm.

As they were rowing away in the boat the cannibals had grudgingly gave them,

The first guy says, " You guys are lucky my kid is 10cm long.."

The second guy says, " Well, you guys are equally lucky that I have a 9cm long one."

The third guy says, "Yeah.. You guys are lucky I had an erection.."

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Dont balk at the content. No choice, its too funny not to blog..

Haha.. Sorry, all.. XD